*tips fedora at hazel grace* m’taphor
Ok but I’ve always wondered in the solo movies of the Avengers, what the heck everyone else is doing in the meantime
Like during Iron Man 3 are Clint, Bruce, Natasha and Steve just like eating popcorn? Thor 2 they’re just, naaaaaah, looks like Big Guy’s got it?
Tony’s watching this crap go down with SHIELD and he’s just
"hey pepper, look fast, STEVE’S ON TV!"
mother: is it a boy or a girl?
doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor